Hello there...

Welcome to the thoughts of Kim. 

 Seriously, folks. I am in need of an outlet. Some way to de-stress. Get all my thoughts out at the end of the day/week/month/whatever... So here I am. On blogger. Just like thousands of others. All of us hoping (even if it's hidden deep down) that someone will read what we write here and we'll be "discovered." Or that someone will at least empathize and relate to the trials, excitements, and adventures that are our self-indulgent lives. I'm not aiming for much of that. I don't think? (Like I said, it's hidden deeeeeep! That need for approval and confirmation from the other beings who make up the human race.) 

                                                                                                                            This is what they look like. I'm sure of it.

Yeah. We're subconciously seeking the approval of guys like this. Depressing Much?

Anyways. Back to me.

Because as we all well know that a blog isn't really that great without a bit of egocentrism.

So, I am a lot of things. I wear a lot of hats. Hell, I'm practically my own milliner, and in the spirit of egocentrism, you'll be hearing about all of those things on here. Preview? Why, of course! 

I'm a wife.

Aren't we adorable???? Awe!!!

The mother of two b-e-a-uuuuuutiful children.

You know you spell it that way too. Thank you Jim Carrey.

A seamstress.

I altered and made a custom bustle for this wedding gown!

Here's the Stitch. Custom designs and alterations of any kind! 

A dancer.

That's not me, I'm fat and out of shape, but we'll definitely be working on that.

A dieter.

I am going to lose around 90 lbs. Seriously. That will ge me down to a healthy, ideal weight.

An amateur chef.

This kinda conflicts with the dieting, but I just can't help it. I'm having a love affair with "Mastering the Art of French Cooking."

A bit of aaaa... well, you know.

Excuse my "french." It is what it is. There's no replacement for the truth.

A complainer.

I just want you to be prepared. I am what I am. I try not to be negative... but sometimes you just have to let it all out. 

A believer in the spiritual.

GOD IS LOVE. My life isn't complete without this.

A BELIEVER... of love, in miracles, and in pink.

If you don't love Audrey Hepburn, then you should. Educate yourself, people.

So, now that you have a better idea of who I am, and what this is all about, you can make an informed decision about whether or not you want to follow me, read about my life, make fun of everything I say, or whatever. I really don't care what you do with this. What's important to me is not imploding emotionally. Hopefully having this will keep that from happening. Have a great day, folks! Go live without excuses!